I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
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ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
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she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I'm really busy with my period
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