What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
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And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
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I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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