i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
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Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
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Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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