So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
What a fucking waste of an outfit
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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