There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
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so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
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Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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