Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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