she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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