If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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