I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
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it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
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My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I want to fling myself into the sun
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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