They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
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Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
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the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
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