i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
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