Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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