Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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