"it" just moved
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
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Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
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I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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