Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
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We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
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my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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