Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Thank you for not boning my boss.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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