Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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