Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Two words: blizzard sex
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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