Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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