1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
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Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
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An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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