Grow some girl-balls and come out already
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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