can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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