I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
