Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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