If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
i out mim tonsoeep
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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