stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
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I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
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How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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