The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
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I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
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I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
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