i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
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There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
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We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
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