If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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