okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Randomize
