it wasn't lemon gatorade
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
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u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Semen is not good for contacts.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
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It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
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