Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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