Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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