Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
i out mim tonsoeep
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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