so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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