I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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