Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
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someone owes me an orgasm
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
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We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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