it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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