The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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