we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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