ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
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His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
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Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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