Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
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so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
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He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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