new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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