Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
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I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
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Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize