The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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