I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
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