So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
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i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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