You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
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Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
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Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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