She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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