It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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