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she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
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he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
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Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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