Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(310): View more from California

if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz

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(269): View more from Michigan

I'm on that like soy sauce on rice

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(703): View more from Virginia

never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly

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(571): View more from Virginia

you're bored at work aren't you?

(703): View more from Virginia

I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk

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(619): View more from California

I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.

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(785): View more from Kansas

you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.

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(425): View more from Washington

We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding

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