I am puke
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
and technically it was a rebound
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
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Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
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I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
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i'm high and self actualising, please send help