Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
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Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
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Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?