6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
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She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
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He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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