420 ftw
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
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Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
i believe in u and ur pee
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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