I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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