we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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