she was so not down for the gang bang
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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